Photo: Connie B
Reasons why being a female is awesome:
1) You're applauded if you get ready in under 30 minutes.
2) Rarely do you have to open your own door.
3) You can blame just about any chocolate craving on "that time of the month". Men usually don't question it.
4) Dancing to Britney Spears in your underwear is acceptable. If you're a boy, well, that's suspect.
5) Crying in sappy movies is expected (uh..Fox and the Hound, anyone?).
6) Dinner on dates is free.
7) Shake weights are pink. So are iPods, cell phones, and car keys. (I actually loathe the color pink)
8) Sarcasm and rude comments don't get you punched in the face.
9) One word: stilettos.