Dear creepy geology boy,

Please take your creepy eyes off of my butt. Or at least tone down your voice so I don't have to listen to you talk about it and giggle like a pubertizing fourteen year-old. You're in college. A round appendage should not be that fascinating. Yet apparently it is. Welp. Sorry I'm no Beyonce.

Love,
Natalie

2 comments:

Dustin Nickerson and Kylee Robinson said...

Ha Ha Ha!!! Could you please write the creepy boy in my Singles ward too? STARING is not a sign of flattery in any sense of the word...

Jess and Brit said...

bahahahahahahahaha

love it.