I died a little bit inside

I get discouraged a lot. The latest source of disgruntlement has been rather recent.
Recent = the last 23 minutes.
You see, last night, Sarah and I bought some cookie dough,
ice cream anda holographic ghost balloon..nbd.
As I was proceeding to check-out, my eyes
shot over to the "Fry's special": CUPCAKES. Individual, might I add*. Hello. To anyone
who knows me, they will testify of this Natalie-celestial-kingdom-on-earth sale. True story.
So of course, I bought myself a cup of heaven.
That's not even the important part.
Now that I have you intensely captivated, let me just tell you that I FORGOT about this little guy last night.
Which is just not my character--nope.
I usually have them babies' gone
before I get home. Sugar rarely survives it's 21 minute duration.
Nt = N0e − λt
That, above, is a half-life equation. Let me just say it 'aint got nothing on my sugar-intake
capabilities.
Okay, Natalie..back to the story. Right. So I'm in statistics this afternoon, dreaming
about being anywhere else
(seriously..that class makes Azkaban seem like Disneyland),
when it hits me: I had a marvelous work and a wonder awaiting my endulgances at home.
So, that salivating thought got me through stats, institute, the 40 minute drive home, and the dead bird my car and I encountered on the way (sorry, little guy..).
928 homework assignments later (and zero intelligence increase, mind you), I bolt into the
kitchen to feast upon my treat. My chocolate-cuppycake-with-white-frosting-and-oreos.
All mine. Om nom nom..
NOT!!!!
Whipped cream frosting?!?! Ew. Seriously?!
Worst way to end a day. Ever.
Epic fail *facepalm*
I am not happy.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

That's the funniest post I've read in a long time!

Hi buttercream. I need you in my belly. Now.

{andthisiswhatshesaid} said...

tooo darn funny girlfriend!

Cristin said...

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in months...and I get over 100 posts in my reader a day so that is saying a lot.

You made my day.

Anonymous said...

bummer, major!

but just use it as an excuse to buy another cupcake!

Britney {Jesses Girl} said...

no purely eating the frosting off the top of that sucker.

you should have gotten the ones your mom got that one time.

frosting = yum
cupcake = not so much
fridge = full of cupacakes without frosting

Lcurls said...

k fry's special means = SICK TO THE NAST. haha did you get that cupcake for a dollar in a separate box all for itself..? yeah. I say you make cupcakes with cherry chip cake mix, and some cool whip. delish..

p.s.- your freaking funny. And.. I hate statistics.

Summer said...

whipped cream frosting is a disgrace to frostings everywhere! IT'S NOT FROSTING!! DISGUSTO!!