I'd rather have Burger King

My lack of creativity oftentimes leads to my "borrowing" it from someone else. For example, I have no cute clothes. My friends wear cute things. I want to wear cute things. I steal their cute things. Or throw together a make-shift array of something similar. They bake yummy things. I bake pretty things that look just as yummy but, in all reality,
taste not-so-yummy.

Speaking of not so yummy, my mum (I'm British now) and I went out for din-din. Just the two of us. You know, cute-style like Dr. Evil/Mini-Me. Something like that. But yeahhh, I can't remember the name of the place. All I know is it was asain. And they had good mints. But one thing stood out: no silverware. Not even the "artificial" asian restaurant..where they secretly hoard (spelling?) the silverware back where they make the fortune cookies. Or perhaps the waiter simply enjoyed watching me prod pieces of chicken around my plate with a chopstick. Yes, singular. It was disasterous.
And they didn't have dessert. Or fortune cookies.
Anywho. Didn't finish my life-size meal. Took it home. I went to eat it approximately 31 minutes ago. And counting. However, I have an accusation to (wrongfully) make: They traded out my terryaki chicken ish for terryaki monkey. True story. I couldn't make this stuff up. It was so gross. So gross that I drenched it in soy sauce that I found hiding in the back of my refrigerator.
PS Natalie, you don't LIKE soy sauce.
Oh, for the love.

How did my stream-of-consciousness take me so perfectly from lack of creativity to clothes to food to sicknast asisan eatery? Well, I didn't know what to blog about, and my friend suggested gross leftovers. Which was just too fitting with my traumatizing occurance. Ta-da.

May the force be with you.



tegan said...

i came across your blog whilst happily procrastinating and avoiding study...and you made me laugh. you have a fabulous sense of humour! and you have good taste in shoes (from the christmas wishlist post) :)

tip for eating asian food with chopsticks: if all else fails, just stab your chicken pieces with the stick. its what i do.

hope you have an excellent day!

Connie said...

OK you are the cutest ever. I love your writing...always crack me up!

Hmmm... I think the only thing I can teach YOU is how to use chopsticks. I love chopsticks! :p
And I LOVE your idea for a cheesecake reunion. Let's plan. SOON! Do you not even have my number? This cannot be! (I'll facebook you)

RatalieNose said...

Oh Nat, you are too funny for your own good!!!
Whoppers = GREAT!