Vanilla Milkshake.
That guy is the bane of my existence right about now.
I've been craving it since approximately 4:23 pm this afternoon. And I can't get it out of my head.
That, or Alexa's secret recipe of I-don't-even-know-what. So freaking good.
I feel like all I talk about is food. Or school. Food and school. So good; but so bad.
Pretty much, I'm mentally obese. Good deal.
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One of these days I will have something worthwhile for you all to read;
until then, it's more edible and educational substances.
I should really consider changing the name of my blog:
"Edibly educational"
{good thing "edibly" is not a word, yeah?}
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Dear McDonalds,
I wish you were closer, so I could satisfy my craving.
Sadly, there aren't many of you in Scottsdale; it's like trying
to find a WalMart..chances are slim.
<3, Fat Girl O'r Hurrr
Dear In-And-Out,
Please replace yourself with a McDonald's.
I don't care that you're down the street; you're disgusting.
No, I don't care that your french fries are cross-hatched like my picnic basket.
No love, Natalie.
Dear Vanilla Milkshake,
One of these days, I will find you. And I will get you.
And it won't be pretty.
-N
Dear Spring Break,
I really don't think you could come any faster.
If there's any chance you could start, oh, say, tomorrow, and alleviate
me the from the trouble of 3 midterms, that'd be so super splendid.
Think about it? Great.
Love, Natalie
Dear Pandora,
{I am speechless}
Love, Natalie
That guy is the bane of my existence right about now.
I've been craving it since approximately 4:23 pm this afternoon. And I can't get it out of my head.
That, or Alexa's secret recipe of I-don't-even-know-what. So freaking good.
I feel like all I talk about is food. Or school. Food and school. So good; but so bad.
Pretty much, I'm mentally obese. Good deal.
---------
One of these days I will have something worthwhile for you all to read;
until then, it's more edible and educational substances.
I should really consider changing the name of my blog:
"Edibly educational"
{good thing "edibly" is not a word, yeah?}
---------
Dear McDonalds,
I wish you were closer, so I could satisfy my craving.
Sadly, there aren't many of you in Scottsdale; it's like trying
to find a WalMart..chances are slim.
<3, Fat Girl O'r Hurrr
Dear In-And-Out,
Please replace yourself with a McDonald's.
I don't care that you're down the street; you're disgusting.
No, I don't care that your french fries are cross-hatched like my picnic basket.
No love, Natalie.
Dear Vanilla Milkshake,
One of these days, I will find you. And I will get you.
And it won't be pretty.
-N
Dear Spring Break,
I really don't think you could come any faster.
If there's any chance you could start, oh, say, tomorrow, and alleviate
me the from the trouble of 3 midterms, that'd be so super splendid.
Think about it? Great.
Love, Natalie
Dear Pandora,
{I am speechless}
Love, Natalie
[Matt Nathanson]
4 comments:
dear nat,
recipe coming your way via text. i lovest thou. and love your little letters. you are delightful. over and out!
love, me
Dear Natalie,
I love letter posts.& food. & Vanilla Milkshakes, now want one. I hope your spring break comes soon & you pass your midterms with flying colors!
Happy Tuesday!
starbucks has a pretty good vanilla milkshake...it has some fancy name that i can't remember at the moment but you're sure to figure it out. and there's bound to be a starbucks near by...
Dear Nat-Uh-Lee,
Thanks for making me crave a vanilla milkshake and McDonalds...think I'll go jump on the treadmill now.
But seriously ,this is funny.And I smell cookies now.
It's late. I need to go to sleep
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