Monday


I am Mormon.
My best friend is Jewish.

The following is a mere glimpse at our normal conversations:

Natalie:
"What significance does Laban play in Jewish scripture/history?"
Erika: "How the cuss word should I know? 1. I was kicked out of Hebrew school for putting glue in the Rabbi's chair at age 8, 2. I just wrote a letter to Santa asking for a mother lovin' beach cruiser. Eff my religiousless fail of an existence!"

Erika, keep'n it kosher since 1989.

3 comments:

Visible Voice said...

Yep...laughed out loud and everything at that.

Connie said...

Haha! This is hilarious! You guys are cute (:

Britney Jean said...

ahahaha love it!