Monday


I'm bad at keeping secrets.
Not other people's secrets.
But my own secrets.

But as for now, I will simply tell you what is NOT a secret.

It is NOT a secret that I ate some of the cookie dough in the fridge (sorry Momma..you better hide that).
It is NOT a secret that I only wash my hair once a week (I don't even care if you think that's gross).
It is NOT a secret that I have a super-duper-neat location for a portrait session (Someone book seniors! And remind me of this post when I ask where you wanna shoot haha..)
It is NOT a secret that I sing in the shower. And the closet. And the kitchen.
It is NOT a secret that Thanksgiving places third on my favorite holiday list (behind Christmas and Nordstroms' Semi-Annual Sale).
It is NOT a secret that I am Chuck Norris (Okay; so that was kind of a secret..shh!).
It is NOT a secret that I have been sleeping in sweats, with 2 blankets, and no fan - and still wake up freezing. In Arizona.
It is NOT a secret that I smashed a spider on my wall today. And that I'm too scared to wipe it off..so it's still chillin' there.
It is NOT a secret that my alarm clock is my arch-nemesis.
It is NOT a secret that I am super far behind on law school applications. I think a fbook boycott is in the plans.

..maybe one day this new secret will make blog headlines.
Until then, tell me your unsecret secrets.

3 comments:

Brenn said...

Um, I totally did the same thing you did with your spider, only with a scorpion. I was too scared to take it down, so he just hung there on the wall (in my shower...eek!!) for a while. I figured it would scare all the other scorpions away. It didn't.

Claire Tripeny said...

i totally only wash my hair once a week. its winderful. straighten the hair once a week etc.

GirlMeetsShoes© said...

I really love that you consider the Nordstrom semi-annual sale a holiday...I do too!

My unsecret secret is that I'm really bad a blogging. I started it once & never posted ever again. I need to work on that....