I'm bad at keeping secrets.
Not other people's secrets.
But my own secrets.
But as for now, I will simply tell you what is NOT a secret.
It is NOT a secret that I ate some of the cookie dough in the fridge (sorry Momma..you better hide that).
It is NOT a secret that I only wash my hair once a week (I don't even care if you think that's gross).
It is NOT a secret that I have a super-duper-neat location for a portrait session (Someone book seniors! And remind me of this post when I ask where you wanna shoot haha..)
It is NOT a secret that I sing in the shower. And the closet. And the kitchen.
It is NOT a secret that Thanksgiving places third on my favorite holiday list (behind Christmas and Nordstroms' Semi-Annual Sale).
It is NOT a secret that I am Chuck Norris (Okay; so that was kind of a secret..shh!).
It is NOT a secret that I have been sleeping in sweats, with 2 blankets, and no fan - and still wake up freezing. In Arizona.
It is NOT a secret that I smashed a spider on my wall today. And that I'm too scared to wipe it off..so it's still chillin' there.
It is NOT a secret that my alarm clock is my arch-nemesis.
It is NOT a secret that I am super far behind on law school applications. I think a fbook boycott is in the plans.
..maybe one day this new secret will make blog headlines.
Until then, tell me your unsecret secrets.
Not other people's secrets.
But my own secrets.
But as for now, I will simply tell you what is NOT a secret.
It is NOT a secret that I ate some of the cookie dough in the fridge (sorry Momma..you better hide that).
It is NOT a secret that I only wash my hair once a week (I don't even care if you think that's gross).
It is NOT a secret that I have a super-duper-neat location for a portrait session (Someone book seniors! And remind me of this post when I ask where you wanna shoot haha..)
It is NOT a secret that I sing in the shower. And the closet. And the kitchen.
It is NOT a secret that Thanksgiving places third on my favorite holiday list (behind Christmas and Nordstroms' Semi-Annual Sale).
It is NOT a secret that I am Chuck Norris (Okay; so that was kind of a secret..shh!).
It is NOT a secret that I have been sleeping in sweats, with 2 blankets, and no fan - and still wake up freezing. In Arizona.
It is NOT a secret that I smashed a spider on my wall today. And that I'm too scared to wipe it off..so it's still chillin' there.
It is NOT a secret that my alarm clock is my arch-nemesis.
It is NOT a secret that I am super far behind on law school applications. I think a fbook boycott is in the plans.
..maybe one day this new secret will make blog headlines.
Until then, tell me your unsecret secrets.
3 comments:
Um, I totally did the same thing you did with your spider, only with a scorpion. I was too scared to take it down, so he just hung there on the wall (in my shower...eek!!) for a while. I figured it would scare all the other scorpions away. It didn't.
i totally only wash my hair once a week. its winderful. straighten the hair once a week etc.
I really love that you consider the Nordstrom semi-annual sale a holiday...I do too!
My unsecret secret is that I'm really bad a blogging. I started it once & never posted ever again. I need to work on that....
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