Dear Potential Future Home,
You are adorable. I've always wanted to live in a colored house. Yet alone, a house with its own rose garden. However, I kind of hate you. You have me merely tampering with the thought of living in *gasp* Provo. Also known as Brovo. Also known as Poovo (I got reprimanded by calling it this..whoops). You're 66 minutes from the ski lifts. Your available room is also an ugly shade of green. I'm not sure I have enough Nomis posters to cover that (however I wouldn't mind getting some more of Simon Chamberlain to stare at). Ugh. Can't you relocate your quiant little self to Sugarhouse? You'd fit perfectly.
Love, Potential Resident
PS. Anyone in Utah looking for a roomate? Preferably NOT in the Provo/Brovo/Poovo area.
DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that big of a P-town hater, I just plan on selling my soul to Provo for three years when I start grad school. And I'm lyke-kind-of-addicted-to-the-mountain-yeah?