I get in fights with pizza Lunchables.
I spend 15 minutes looking for a bottle opener, only to realize it's a twist-off.
I still avoid stepping on cracks in the pavement.
I prefer odd integers over even ones.
It's hard for me to count by 4's.
I pretend I can taste a difference in the red M&M's.
I have an addiction to semi-colons. Haha; but srsly.
I sabotage good songs by listening to them on repeat until I can't stand them anymore.
If you give me a lump of play-dough and distract me via conversation I'll subconsciously sculpt an elephant..happens every time.
I am an advocate for the addition of the narwhal to animal cracker shapes.
I have a testimony of running barefoot in the forest.
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I'm at it again: messing up my sleep patterns with 5pm naps, dozing off on the couch watching television. Television. What a foreign word; I now remember why I gave that up. What a waste of time. Alas, it is now 5am and I'm sitting in the dark (eh, well the sun is starting to peek through my window) talking to myself. I should be sleeping. Oh wait, I did that at 5pm. Mehh. Time to take the longboard for a spin to the kitchen. I'm craving some eggs; and I could easily justify an omelet in about..32 minutes. I'd be mildly tempted into a morning jog if my knee weren't wrecked. Rawrr.
Tell me something. Anything.
I spend 15 minutes looking for a bottle opener, only to realize it's a twist-off.
I still avoid stepping on cracks in the pavement.
I prefer odd integers over even ones.
It's hard for me to count by 4's.
I pretend I can taste a difference in the red M&M's.
I have an addiction to semi-colons. Haha; but srsly.
I sabotage good songs by listening to them on repeat until I can't stand them anymore.
If you give me a lump of play-dough and distract me via conversation I'll subconsciously sculpt an elephant..happens every time.
I am an advocate for the addition of the narwhal to animal cracker shapes.
I have a testimony of running barefoot in the forest.
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I'm at it again: messing up my sleep patterns with 5pm naps, dozing off on the couch watching television. Television. What a foreign word; I now remember why I gave that up. What a waste of time. Alas, it is now 5am and I'm sitting in the dark (eh, well the sun is starting to peek through my window) talking to myself. I should be sleeping. Oh wait, I did that at 5pm. Mehh. Time to take the longboard for a spin to the kitchen. I'm craving some eggs; and I could easily justify an omelet in about..32 minutes. I'd be mildly tempted into a morning jog if my knee weren't wrecked. Rawrr.
Tell me something. Anything.
9 comments:
Sometimes when a song is playing on my laptop and it's just too good to press pause,
I bring the whole laptop with me into the bathroom so I don't have to part with it for the whole 30 seconds I am actually in there.
haha love the playdough elephant.
made me laugh.
@Madi I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT!!! Hahahah oh man.
My go-to playdough animal is a snail.
I got a good talking to from my first college english class teacher about using the semi-colon too much. To that I say ;;;;.
What song has been on repeat lately?
@Jill, this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rGvq3cdJkk
i miss my best friend.
p.s.--when you left me that voice mail stating that i haven't changed my message since you met me...i about died.
you don't even wanna know how many times i've tried to change it. i just hate my voice and i always sound like an idiot. so i might as well sound like the SAME idiot, right? aha.
hahaha same here with the laptop thing. I need to have my music with me anywhere i go. umm lets see. I have such vivid dreams that it really is, in real life, hard for me to distinguish them from real like. My brain is way too active for its own good.
ok i will: you're adorable. that's all.
xo
not sure how i stumbled across your blog but I enjoy it and now stalk... I mean follow you. :) no worries, I'm far far away in Logan, UT with 2 kids and a husband to keep track of... you're probably safe. ;)
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