I'm not going to lie, Shark Week has been disappointing. The type of disappointing that is equivalent to going to an all-you-can-eat buffet when you're not hungry. All you can eat Shark. Only I'm one of those cool hipster-vegans (not really). Perhaps it's the episodes I've caught..get it? CAUGHT. Awshootthatwaslame. But thus far, all I've learned can be summed up with the following.. *drum roll*...are you ready...?


sharks like blood. and the color yellow.
Here's some advice: next time you decide to swim with sharks, don't bleed. And put the yellow swimsuit that grandma got you from a yard sale BACK in the closet. Or else you'll be shark bait (whooo-ha-ha).

Name that movie and we can be best friends.


Heidi said...

Neeeeemo! Best friends forever. Done.

Alexis Kaye said...

finding nemo! promise I didn't just copy the person in front of me :)