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Most girls wish to swim with dolphins, to make out on the beach, and to have an entire room painted cotton-candy pink with complimenting damask-print furniture.

I, however, do not.

I wish for snow. I wish to shred. I wish for a slurpee from 711. And I wish that the handful of Hershey kisses I just brought back to my room wasn't already in my tummy. Waaay too lazy to walk back to the kitchen.


I ALSO WISH THAT WHOEVER WAS USING THE LEAF BLOWER AT 3AM WOULD GO THE (cherry-flavored) FUNDIP TO BED!


What can I say? I'm plain.

4 comments:

Kari said...

Okay, you are my new favorite person ever. "(cherry-flavored) FUNDIP" is my new favorite phrase. Ha!

Connie said...

Plain? WTHeck?! I think NOT!

Connie said...

ps. Slurpees are my weakness. They don't have 7-11 here - can you believe this garbage?

Harrison said...

You are probably one of the most interesting people I have read about. = )From Random Person who starting today will be following your blog = )