Showing posts with label ASU. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ASU. Show all posts

Potty mouth.

Let me tell you about my day at school.
I am up until 2 am studying/doing homework for the 4
online classes that began yesterday. Had the mindset of being
an uber-slacker this semester and taking 5 classes, 4 of which were online.
Right? WRONG. I think I self-engraved my own tombstone. SRSLY.
WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!
So I slept through institute class # 1. Went to institute class #2.
Went to statistics--my only ASU class on campus. Woo woo slackerface Natalie
(whose lame slacker attempt resulted in ultimate and epic death via homework).
First five minutes of class guess what comes flying out of my teacher's mouth?
Me: *trying to keep eyes open*
Teacher: blaaah blaaah blaaaaaaaaah. blah? blahh. BLAH!
Me: *slowly drifting into catnap in the front row*
Teacher: f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *pops up. wide eyes*
AWE YEW FO' REAAALZ?!
Yes, I am. I am for realz. Four reels. That's ASUseless for you.
Then I went to institute class #3. So the good outweighed the bad.
And I ate at some pita extreme restaurant thing. It was mmdelicious.
Sorry I've totally neglected my blog in the last week. I promise I will be good.
Please don't kill me. Please don't abandon me to die in the unviewed website cemetary.
That would be nawt kewl.
How was school for you all? What are you studying? Funny stories? C'mon.
Anyone at ASU?! :]