Holy snapperfish. My sitereader is going haywire. Thank you Lauren for the nice post :]]
BUT for real. I've had more hits the last few hours than I usually get in ONE day..but no one is commenting. I want to know who you areee {creeper} so we can be bloggyfriendssss so leave me something and our friendship will begin to bloom. SO. This post: introduce yourself {if you aren't one of the 6 or 7 regular commenters <--lol} and post a random "life lesson" you, too, have learned.
Ready, Set, GO! {name that band..}
Showing posts with label paris hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paris hilton. Show all posts
A list of newly-formulated pet-peeves:
1. Brown and black--together. I don't care WHAT Stacy and Clinton {What Not To Wear} told you, it just shouldn't happen. Ever.
2. When Paradise Bakery is out of Broccoli Cheddar soup. Just because your fire-roasted tomato is da shiiii doesn't mean you're exempt from always serving my second favorite. Because we all know the world revolves around my food cravings, right? Right.
3. Paris Hilton. Probably the worst combination of the words "like", "OMG", "ew", "&^%*" and "that's hott". Ever. And she gets paid for that? Srsly. That's all.
4. Late-night TV. It's trash--almost all of it. Reno 911? Jerry Springer? What is this world coming to? No wonder children have bedtimes. Pity our souls.
5. Chewing with your mouth open. No, I don't want to hear mastication put into works. Nor do I want to watch you break apart your food. Icklesauraus Rex.
1. Brown and black--together. I don't care WHAT Stacy and Clinton {What Not To Wear} told you, it just shouldn't happen. Ever.2. When Paradise Bakery is out of Broccoli Cheddar soup. Just because your fire-roasted tomato is da shiiii doesn't mean you're exempt from always serving my second favorite. Because we all know the world revolves around my food cravings, right? Right.3. Paris Hilton. Probably the worst combination of the words "like", "OMG", "ew", "&^%*" and "that's hott". Ever. And she gets paid for that? Srsly. That's all.4. Late-night TV. It's trash--almost all of it. Reno 911? Jerry Springer? What is this world coming to? No wonder children have bedtimes. Pity our souls.5. Chewing with your mouth open. No, I don't want to hear mastication put into works. Nor do I want to watch you break apart your food. Icklesauraus Rex.
