You know when there is NO food in your house?
STORY OF MY LIFE.
This is what my life looks like:
*opens fridge*
Natalie: "Oh hello butter! Howdy, cream cheese! Ew..milk"
*opens freezer*
Natalie: "Hello, lone ice cube"
*rattling of the ice maker*
Natalie: "Hello, second ice cube"
*crickets chirrping*
Natalie: "FML"
Srsly. I'm starting a "pity-me-my-poor-soul" fund.
Jk. But fouRealz. Four eelz? foe reel.
I also have to bear bad news: I have been diagnosed. With a disease.
I call it "eatalotta syndrome"
The symptoms are as follows:
1) Always hungry
2) ALWAYS hungry
3) Sudden cravings of any and every sweet edible morsel.
4) Excessive weight-gain resulting in obsesity. Don Vito-stylez
AHH SCOTT JORGENSON. I luuuuuuuuuv it.
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2 comments:
I HAVE FOOD AT MY HOUSE!!
yay!
:)
OH MY GOSH I HAVE THAT TOOOOOO!!!! i'm always craving fast food though. its weird...for example: i woke up at 5:30 this morning, and what was i craving? PANDA EXPRESS! For breakfast? tempting i know...but i had to settle for a bowl of cap'n crunch. the thing is,i just...eat. yum. all my income goes towards food. sad. diet-a curse word. oh well, story of my life.
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