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I found this on craigslist:
Hello
I am in need of snowboarders and their gear.
I am a college film student who is putting on a fashion show.
This is a large, 30 minute, live studio production.
The first fifteen minutes of the show is themed "snowboarding"
I am in need of snowboarding gear, outfits etc...
I will need approximately six full outfits.
The fashion show is tomorrow and I will need to pick up the gear from you tonight or tomorrow morning.
I will use your' gear and clothing for approx- 2 hours and will return it to you by 5pm thursday April 30th in the exact condition it was given to me.
I have a great deal of experience, regarding film, and would exchange my services of making videos/commercials/animations etc. in exchange for me borrowing your snowboarding gear if desired.
This is a time sensitive issue and need you to contact me as soon as possible.
Please, don't be shy to call me or email me.
(If you have one or all six outfits) I greatly appreciate your help.

Thank you
Grant S.

Let me get this straight..you want to borrow my $349 board, $175 bindings, $180 pants and $200 jacket and you'll pick it up from me and drop it back off in the condition it was borrowed? Mmmhmm. Sure. And let me borrow your credit card. I'll return it with the same balance that I borrowed it in. NAWTTTTTT. Crazy stranger danger.

FAIL

Dear TA,

Just because you have the capability to fail me doesn't mean I have to like you. Quite frankly, it gives me all the more reason to NOT like you. But, I find your chastening humor dry--but funny. Whether it's meant to or not. Probably because I'd rather laugh than cry. And because political science nerds just do it for me. Mmmmmm liberalism.

"Best",
NW



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new songs :] i like them all. so listen to all of them. rawr.

TODAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MOMMY PETERSEN!

Ohemgeekay! This lady (Mommy Petersen to ME, Jill/Jilly/Jillene/Jillface to YOU) is pretty much my second mom. She has done so so so much for me (I even got the official "Petersen birthday poster..I'm legit!). I can't even begin to describe the love I feel toward this wonderful and beautiful woman.

Today she's twenty-twenty six!!! :]]] Here are 20-26 reasons why I luff her face:

[One] She calls me her second daughter.
[Two] She bought me my first Fili-B's taco. Ever.
[Three] We read the sex parts in Twilight.
[Four] I've slept in her bed more times than you have. When she was out of town. Even more creepy? :]
[Five] She has the cutest clothes/accessories/shoes ever.
[Six] Her Betsy purse is cuter than my Betsy purse.
[Seven] She's my best friend's mommy. So my mommy, too.
[Eight] She lets me eat her pudding. Om nom nom.
[Nine] She's willing to watch John Tucker Must Die--the unrated version. Le gasp <3
[Ten] She texts me just to say hiiiiiii.
[Eleven] She makes the cutest things ever. This lady is a scrapaholic/perfectionist/amazingness.
[Twelve] She inspires me to be the cutest wifey everrr. Just like her!
[Thirteen] She plans EVERYTHING. And is so so so so good at it. She could be professional for sure!
[Fourteen] She's an awesome example of how we should incorporate the gospel into our homes.
[Fifteen] She's raised the best little girl I know..who has influenced my life in ways beyond explanation. And I love them both.
[Sixteen] She gets my dirty humor. And laughs.
[Seventeen] She brought me and Brit lunch everyother Friday of Junior year football season <3
[Eighteen] She tells me when my jeans are too long.
[Nineteen] She also tells me when my butt looks good :]]
[Twenty] She loves her daughter and husband so so much. And has a wonderful family. I hope mine is just like hers!

{21} She's beautiful!
{22} She is nocturnal and talks with me til 2am. Even when she has church the next day.
{23} She bought me and Brit cookie dough at nationals. I love her treats :]
{24} She always knows better gossip then me.
{25} She tells me I'm good at the piano (HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!)
{26} She sings along to the Veronicas in her car.
{27} She has a facebooooook!
{28} She likes Mr. G!!!! (my teaching methods are very unique *slaps girls legs* somebody join in)
{29} She tells it like it is.
{20-10} She eats salad with almost every meal.
{20-11} She likes pineapples and olives on her Pizza. Or is that Brit? Regardless..she still BUYS it.
{20-12} OMG SHE MAKES THE BEST STRAWBERRY STUFF TO PUT ON THE BEST CHEESECAKE
{20-13} Ohh. She buys her cheesecake at Sam's Club. And mmmm it's delish.
{20-14} She has plastic to-go boxes and makes them so cute to give away yummy treats. And gave me some once :]
{20-15} She posts pictures of Brit going potty as a little girl on her fridge. Awhh <3
{20-16} She takes pictures of mine and Brit's boooootaays as we sleep.
{20-17} She takes pictures of everything! And they're always so cute!
{20-18} She's super patient.
{20-19} She loves the Suns!!!
{20-20} She know HAS a son (in law). HOMOPHONES!!!! (google that)
{20-21} She notices everything. Especially new wardrobes.
{20-22} She smells so so yummy.
{20-23} She has a special spoon for her jello :]]
{20-24} She has candy jars in her house. I know where all of them are.
{20-25} She is dabomb.com
{20-26} I LOVE HER SHE IS JUST AMAAZINGGGG!!

HAPPY 46th!!!

Dear creepy geology boy,

Please take your creepy eyes off of my butt. Or at least tone down your voice so I don't have to listen to you talk about it and giggle like a pubertizing fourteen year-old. You're in college. A round appendage should not be that fascinating. Yet apparently it is. Welp. Sorry I'm no Beyonce.

Love,
Natalie

pUTAH

"Natalie. You spelled Utah wrong.."

Nope. It's pUtah. Lower-case p. Obviously. Because U is capitalized. Duh.

Momentous pUtah moments:

• Chelsi took the wrong luggage bag--'atta kid.
• We got stalked by a vehicle-bound creeper.
• I gave my Starbucks cookie to a homeless lady. She better have liked it,
  because I was really looking forward to that.
• We rode the light rail--and couldn't figure out how to get off. {pathetic laugh here}
• I bought a feather-clip. For my hair. And I like it. So there.
• We sang hymns walking down the street.
• We went to 2 sessions of conference, and watched the other two from the confines
  of our lovely beds.
• We met Elder Anderson, of the seventy :] Sew much kewl.
• Chelsi and myself made up this dance. Uh. I shall leave it at that and post the video.
• Emo photoshoot, emo photoshoot, emo photoshoot.
• We crossed the street--with orange flags :]

It's that time of year..

Easter Pageant

Come see it! I'm so excited to be a missionary
at it this year :] It's at the Mesa Temple, and is nondenominational.
{copied and pasted from easterpageant.org}
What is the Pageant?
The Mesa Arizona Easter Pageant, “Jesus the Christ,” presents the life, ministry,
and mission of Jesus Christ through music, dance, and drama.
What began as an Easter sunrise service on top of a cotton wagon in 1928, has
now become the largest, annual, outdoor Easter Pageant in the world.
“Jesus the Christ” is not a passion play focusing on the crucifixion, rather a
celebration of the resurrection of the Savior.
Each year, people travel from throughout the world to see this spirit-filled and
beautiful one-hour outdoor production.
IT IS FREE TO THE PUBLIC … NO ADMISSION CHARGE, AND NO
TICKETS REQUIRED (AS WELL AS NO DONATIONS ACCEPTED). THIS IS
A COMMUNITY CELEBRATION OF EASTER.

When is it?
2009 performance dates are:
English: Wednesday, April 1; Thursday, April 2, and Tuesday through
Saturday, April 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11(No performances on Sunday or Monday.)
Spanish and ASL: Friday, April 3, and Saturday, April 4.
All performances begin promptly at 8 p.m.
(In addition, a public-invited dress rehearsal will be held on Tuesday, March 31.
English at 7 p.m.; Spanish at 8:30 p.m.)