Disclaimer: this post is a result of facebook comments and my lack of creativity coupled with a longing to write.
You know what I like? Dinosaur chicken nuggets. They bring me back to my college days, when I'd eat dinner (round two) at about..3:41am. Dino-nuggies are what I'd pull out of the freezer. If I was feeling really fancy, I'd decorate the plate with ketchup palm trees #truestory.
Have you ever seen a dinosaur on drugs? Me neither. However, in my head, cavemen were totally hippies who consumed copious amounts of herbs - if you get what I'm saying #420.
Best dinosaur: Pterodactyl. Land Before Time's Petrie, anyone?!
Worst dinosaur: Barney. I don't love you, and you don't love me, so stop singing about it on television.
I shouldn't be allowed to blog anymore. Rawfffffl.