Do work, sonn!

Well, aside from the fact that I have TEH BEST job in the world, I'll let you in on a little preview of what exactly I do :]

1. Download schnazzy fonts and play with fun color combinations. You what? Think it gets boring? HECK to the NO-WAY-JOSE.

2. Incorporate robineggblue and red into every possible thing I can. Quite frankly, it's ridic.

3. Put my life at risk 492 times a day walking up and down THESE *stabs finger at picture* in heels. I think I'mma go join cirque du soliel, now..

4. Watch people enter and exit the country club, providing an occasional "Have a nice day" if they throw me some eye-contactin'.

5. Look at wedding dresses {*cough*foundMINE *doublecough*for 294 years from now}. No, I am not wedding hungry. At all, actually. But understand the environment: I work with the wedding planner {aka look/talk/think wedding stuff lots}. So so so funn. I can't wait for the first wedding of the season! Oh, and don't worry--I even emailed this designer to inquire about the price of this beaut' and if adding straps was feasible.

6. Draw nObama. Hence why I made him have primitive-like features. WELP. Change change changeeee.

7. Work on non-primitive-like sketches. Kinda fun. But I 'aint no Brie Wallis. <--luh you bff.

8. Get on good terms with the chef <3

Please excuse the poor picture quality. I snapped them with the cellular. We all know I'd go to town had I had my SLR :[[

You've got mail

Dear rude anonymous posters,

Please stop leaving offenseive comments on the blogs of my friends and family. I'm sorry that you're not satisified with the way your life is going, or the people who have let you down. I'm sorry you covet the amazing accomplishments of those I care about. Perhaps instead of hiding behind nameless IP addresses you could go out and do something worthwhile for other people. My friends are beautiful and perfect in the bodies they possess. I wouldn't change anything about them--physically, mentally, spiritually. I'm sorry you feel otherwise.

Thanksmuch,
Natalie

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Dear Britney's wedding,

I am so excited to meet you in your glory. Ah. Did I mention I'm so excited? 4 days. Holy smokers. I take 8% credit in your demise. Kthanks.

<3,
Natalie

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Dear ABC News,

Can you focus on something a little more optimistic? Everytime I turn you on I become THIS much closer to buying a bulletproof bubble and 5-grade alarm system. And adopting all the abused children in the world. And changing my major to forensic studies in order to cage up all the freaks. Yeah.

Love,
Natalie

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Dear Campbells Soup,

Why you gotta' be so gooood?

Sincerely,
Natalie